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Sweet Christ on a pogostick, they let me have a blog! You’re gonna regret this! Muahahahahahaha!
Stay tuned. This is going to get weird. You’re going to be uncomfortable. You’ll laugh, you’ll cry, you may or may not require an exorcism by the end of this but I promise we’ll get through it together. Mazel tov!
Disclaimer: Not responsible for costs or damages associated with grammar-related injuries. That shit is really tough!

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The Set-Up

So by now you know roughly who I am and what I am up to. Actually, I’m pretty sure my mom is the only one who is going to read this (Hi, Mom!). A key element to the story is knowing where the magic happens…and, yes, it absolutely happens (Sorry, Mom!). Fortunately, for me when … Continue reading The Set-Up

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